Loesch starts the phony "no meta4s" aka (no metaphors) trend on Twitter

Today, St. Louis Teahadist fraudster Dana Loesch started yet another phony trend: #NoMeta4s. (aka #NoMetaphors). Not surprisingly, her braindead Danaheads also did it.

Here are some of the silliest examples of the #NoMeta4s movement:

rightinillinois Jerry

Too bad we wont be able to "Burn" CD's & DVD's anymore #nometa4s

rightinillinois Jerry

No longer will we be able to use the term "dead heat" when describing a close election. #nometa4s

@DLoesch Will there be a new term for "money shot"? #iknowiknow #NoMeta4s

tegthethird1776 Tommy Grooms

Does this mean I'm not allowed to listen to "The Killers" anymore? #NoMeta4s

ejdulis Ezra Dulis

Uh oh: we can no longer describe hot conservative babes as drop dead gorgeous. #NoMeta4s

RoxeanneDeLuca Roxeanne de Luca

No more shopping at Target! #nometa4s

mlmelear Michelle

So no more blonde bombshells? #NOMETA4s

Kirbyboy1der Kirbyboy1der

Guess, Socialists need to "bite the bullet" is off the table and certainly no more "ripping them a new one" #noMetaphors

billy_andrews Billy Andrews

as a guitarist "break a leg" "shred" "kill" and "making it scream" are from here on out forbidden #NoMetaphors

DLoesch Dana Loesch

I also denounce all metaphors because we as humans are apparently too susceptible and unintelligent to not take them literally.

This, coming from a woman who regularly advocates violence, sounds suspicious to me.